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USA 5x5 Roster
Ariel Atkins
Guard, Washington Mystics
- First-time Olympian
- WNBA Champion
- Averaging career-high points, assists, rebounds, and blocks this season
- Posted a #SayHerName series on Instagram last season, highlighting black female victims of police brutality before every game
- Got Natasha Cloud's vote
Sue Bird
Guard, Seattle Storm
- Fifth Olympic appearance
- Four-time WNBA Champion
- Her and fiance Megan Rapinoe are the definition of a power couple
- Known sneakerhead
- We have to talk about how she is 40 and still one of the top PGs in the league
Tina Charles
Center, Washington Mystics
- Third Olympic appearance
- Former MVP
- Teams just hope they can hold her to under 30 points
- Committed to activism throughout her career
- Runs an entertainment company and debuted her first documentary at Tribeca Film Festival
Napheesa Collier
Forward, Minnesota Lynx
- First-time Olympian
- 2019 Rookie of the Year
- Generally not flashy but will pull out the Shimmy as necessary
- Hosts the most delightful WNBA podcast, Tea with A & Phee, with bestie and fellow Olympian A'ja Wilson
- Does not like to be pushed
Skylar Diggins-Smith
Guard, Phoenix Mercury
- First-time Olympian
- Perennial All-Star with ludicrious handles
- Has had multiple songs written about her, including this bop from Jayla, a tween from Ohio
- Officially blessed a meme from The SkyShowChi
- Balancing it all as a mom
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Sylvia Fowles
Center, Minnesota Lynx
- Fourth Olympic appearance
- Two-time WNBA champion and Finals MVP
- Studying mortuary science and plans to be a funeral director after she retires from the WNBA
- Plant mom with accompanying merch
- Has the dunk in her back pocket
Chelsea Gray
Guard, Las Vegas Aces
- First-time Olympian
- WNBA Champion
- Nicknamed the Point Gawd and her passes will blow your mind
- Looked incredible in suspenders at the All-Star game in 2019
- Teamed up with her wife Tipesa and drag queen Peppermint for a series about LGBTQ+ history (including an episode highlighting fellow Olympian Brittney Griner)
Brittney Griner
Center, Phoenix Mercury
- Second Olympic appearance
- Two-time Defensive Player of the Year
- 7'4 wingspan and not afraid to dunk
- Other players have credited her openness with her gender expression and sexuality as helping to change the culture of the league
- Once saved a family's lives in the desert like a real-life goddamn superhero
Jewell Loyd
Guard, Seattle Storm
- First-time Olympian
- Two-time WNBA champion
- Nicknamed the Gold Mamba by Kobe Bryant
Seeks to inspire those who have also struggled with a learning disability
Universally beloved
Database Profile | Stats | Instagram | Twitter | TikTok | Website
Breanna Stewart
Forward, Seattle Storm
- Second Olympic appearance
- Two-time WNBA champion and reigning Finals MVP
- MVP of reaction photos
- Has a dog, Stewie, named after her nickname
- Wrote a beautiful and vulnerable Me Too piece for the Players' Tribune and continues to advocate for survivors and for mental health care
Diana Taurasi
Guard, Phoenix Mercury
- Fifth Olympian appearance
- Three-time WNBA champion, two-time Finals MVP, and former MVP
- Literally scored the most points of any player in the league each season for four years straight
- Known to get technicals (once got T'd up from the sidelines when she was not even suited up to play)
- Married to former teammate and fellow WNBA champion Penny Taylor
A'ja Wilson
Forward/Center, Las Vegas Aces
- First-time Olympian
- Reigning MVP
- Has her own statue at South Carolina
- Hosts the most delightful WNBA podcast, Tea with A & Phee, with bestie and fellow Olympian Napheesa Collier
- Whenever she's not directly playing, you will catch her dancing (here's an example with fellow Olympian Sylvia Fowles)
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USA 3x3 Roster
Stefanie Dolson
Center, Chicago Sky
- First-time Olympian
- Two-time WNBA All-Star
- Fell off stage at the White House
- Not afraid to call out floppers
Kelsey Plum
Guard, Las Vegas Aces
- First-time Olympian
- Number one draft pick in 2017
- Impeccable brows
- Accidentally became a UFC matchmaker based on pure gossiping and trash-talking skills
Jackie Young
Guard, Las Vegas Aces
- First-time Olympian
- Number one draft pick in 2019
- Last-minute selection for the games after Katie Lou was unable to go
- Called "Big Game Jackie" in college because she always played better against the best teams
Katie Lou Samuelson - Not Attending, COVID :(
Forward, Seattle Storm
- First-time Olympian
- NCAA Champion and 2015 Gatorade National Player of the Year
- Dog Malibu has his own Instagram account
- It's legally required to yell "Louuuuuuuuu" every time she hits a three
International Athletes: Team Australia
Ezi Magbegor
Center, Seattle Storm
- First-time Olympian
- WNBA Champion (2020), Under-17 World Cup MVP (2016)
- Won a WNBA championship while literally taking final college exams in the same week
- Idol is Storm superstar and former Olympian Lauren Jackson
Leilani Mitchell
Guard, Washington Mystics
- Second Olympic appearance
- Three-time champion of Australia's Women's National Basketball League champion and two-time Grand Final MVP
- Married to fellow WNBL star and model Mikaela Dombkins
- At 5'5 is almost universally the smallest athlete on the court
Stephanie Talbot
Forward, Seattle Storm
- Second Olympic appearance
- 2020 WNBL MVP and DPOY
- First player in WNBL history to win MVP and DPOY in the same season
- Stated she learned "shitloads" from playing with Olympians as a WNBL rookie
Team Belgium
Julie Allemand
Guard, Indiana Fever (Suspended)
- First Olympic appearance
- Named to the 2020 All-Rookie Team
- At 5-8, beautifully blocked a 6'5 Center
- This appears to be her dog, but I cannot spend any more time trying to confirm
Emma Meesseman
Forward, Washington Mystics (technically a Free Agent)
- First Olympic appearance
- 2019 WNBA Champion and Finals Em-V-P
- Has an ESPN mom
- Only second-round pick and only bench player to ever win WNBA Finals MVP.
Team Canada
Natalie Achonwa
Forward, Minnesota Lynx
- Third Olympic appearance
- 2020 Dawn Staley Community Leadership Award Winner
- Described as one of the smartest players on the court
- Has two dogs, Ace and Blu
Kayla Alexander
Center, Free Agent
- First-time Olympian
- Played for the San Antonio Stars, Indiana Fever, Chicago Sky, and most recently the Minnesota Lynx in 2020
- Wrote and illustrated children’s book The Magic of Basketball
- Custom illustrator
Kia Nurse
Guard, Phoenix Mercury
- First Olympic appearance
- 2019 WNBA All-Star
- Would be a backup dancer for Beyonce if not for basketball
- Recently hit a euro-step buzzer beater (There is merch)
Team China
Han Xu
Center, New York Liberty (Suspended)
- First-time Olympian
- First Chinese player to be drafted to the WNBA in 22 years
- At 6'9, is tied for the tallest player in the WNBA
- Loudest clapper for her teammates
Team France
Marine Johannès
Guard, New York Liberty (Suspended)
- Second Olympic appearance
- Named to the All-EuroLeague Second Team in 2021
- Nicknamed the "French Steph Curry" and the "Roadrunner", for self-explanatory reasons
- Beloved by Liberty fans for her on-court swagger
Iliana Rupert
Forward, drafted to Las Vegas Aces (Suspended)
- First-time Olympian
- Named the Best Young Player of the 2020 EuroLeague
- Learned to dribble before she learned to walk
- Worked an umbrella on the WNBA draft orange carpet
Gabby Williams
Forward, Los Angeles Sparks (Suspended)
- First-time Olympian
- Reigning EuroLeague Defensive Player of the Year
- Has a cat named Halle Berry
- Queen of TikTok
Team South Korea
JiSu Park
Center, Las Vegas Aces
- First-time Olympian
Named to the Women's Korean Basketball League Best 5 in 2018
Was the youngest player in the WNBA her rookie season
Team Spain
Astou Ndour-Fall
Center, Chicago Sky
- Second Olympic appearance (Won Silver in 2016)
- MVP of FIBA Women’s EuroBasket (2019); EuroBasket All-Tournament Team, MVP (2019)
- Here is a picture of her sitting on a throne kissing a trophy and wearing her MVP medal
- Runs a youth foundation to help children through sports in her home country of Senegal
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